was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in
its parking lots, so they put up a sign: CHURCH CAR PARK
- FOR MEMBERS ONLY
Trespassers will be baptized!
- No Peace. Know God - Know Peace."
to heaven -- Details Inside!"
Sundays. They are better than Baskin Robbins."
for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"
An ad for one
Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets
on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline
that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two
When the restaurant
next to another Church put out a big sign with red letters
that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated
with its own message:"We are open on Sundays, too."
are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before
you know how strong they are."
truth decay -- study the Bible daily."
you spend eternity - Smoking or Nonsmoking?"
Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"
for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the
pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this
unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
wait for the hearse to take you to church."
headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
don't like the way you were born, try being born again"
at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal
fire insurance soon."
a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" (U R)
dark? Follow the Son"
low on faith? Step in for a fill-up."
can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."
God Bless and
pass it on!