Q. Hear about Michael Jackson's new hit single?
A. The boy in jeans is not my lover.

Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.

Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A. The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A. He heard boy's pants were half-off.

Q. What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun.

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q. Hear about the duet Michael Jackson sung with George Michael?
A. Don't let your son go down on me.

Did Wacko Jacko commit the attack-o?
Is he guilty of an illegal fudge pack-o?
Cut the man some slack-o.
It's evidence we lack-o.
Maybe he just squirted lotion on the kid's back-o.

Q. What is black and comes in a little white can?
A. Michael Jackson.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug rehab?
A. "You know, I feel like a new boy."

Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a cataloge.

Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q. when is it time for bed at neverland ranch?
A. when the big hand touches the little hand