woman, pregnant with triplets was walking down the
street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots
her three times in the abdomen. Luckily the babies were
okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because
it's too risky to operate. She gives birth to two healthy
daughters and a healthy son. They were fine for 16 years,
and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's
wrong?" asks the mother. "I was urinating and
this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother
tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years
ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into
the room in tears. "Mom, I was urinating and this bullet
came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry
and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in
tears. "It's okay," says the Mom, "I know
what happened. . .you were urinating and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating
and I shot the dog...!!!!!