18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and
30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade
specially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and
35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty.
Between 36 and
40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and
50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and
60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled.
The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and
70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering
past but alas, no future.
After 70, they
become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but
no one wants to go there.
of a Man
Between 15 and
70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick