Funny text jokes, humorous stories and comedy poems to read like male bashing, married people, hockey greats and so forth.

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  These funny text jokes, humor stories and comedy poems have been checked for general audiences. But, we're not perfect, and some of these text jokes may be considered offensive to some people. Viewer discretion is a little tiny bit advised.

  1. World's funniest text joke
    - A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods....
  2. A bullet came out
    - A woman, pregnant with triplets ....
  3. Geography of a woman
    - Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa...
  4. Safe sex country style
    - A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road...
  5. Sex ?
    - A man dressed in a suit comes up to the front porch of a house juggling a clipboard...
  6. The four stages of life and success
    - At age 4 success is....
  7. Womens asses
    - There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their ass...
  8. Camel sex
    - There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel....
  9. Druggist's bad day
    - Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife......
  10. Hockey greats in heaven
    - Mario Lemieux, Mats Sundin and Wayne Gretzky are standing before God.....
  11. Married people's comedy poem
    - John woke up one morning immensely aroused........
  12. Thou shalt not
    - Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down...
  13. Headache
    - A guy has been suffering from severe headaches for years...

 

 
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