Funny text jokes, humor stories and comedy poems to read like female bashing, super computer physician or Viagra before bed.

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  1. Super Computer Physician
    - A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer.....
  2. Viagra Before Bed
    A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.....
  3. Installing Husband 1.0  
    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down....
  4. A bunch of Michael Jackson Jokes
    - 18 Michael Jackson jokes just in case you haven't heard them all by now.
  5. Doctor's Receptionists
    - How to get back at receptionists that embarrass you in front of a waiting room.
  6. Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics  
    - Noboody is perfect, and we just proved it.
  7. Justifiable Homicide
    - This will teach you to never volunteer information, or why silence is golden.
  8. Funny Church Signs Sayings
    - A listing of some of the funniest sayings on the church boards.


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