woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over
to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already
awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast
in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting
up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him
to' Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Heather, grinning, answered the note and then
asked her son to 'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.
Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'The lady in the
kitchen'. The note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Heather answered the note and then
asked her son to 'Take this to the poor man upstairs'. The
I'm Sure That Your Pole's, The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now, So Do It By Hand!