man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he
has been replaced by a super-computer. The computer asks
him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow. A
drawer pops out and he is asked to urinate in it. After
a few bleeps and flashing lights the computer decides he
has tennis elbow.
The man is annoyed and decides to get one over
on this machine so he asks his wife for a urine sample.
He then mixes this with urine from his dog and his small
son and to top it off, adds some of his sperm.
He takes it to the computer-physician who again
asks him for a sample. He places the urine/sperm sample
in the drawer and the computer makes its usual display of
bleeps and flashes before telling him that his wife is pregnant,
his dog has rabies, his son has chicken pox and if he doesn't
stop masturbating he'll never get rid of his tennis elbow.