Top Five Reasons That Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex:

5. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
4. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.
3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
1. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.